Ah twitter. The biggest thing to hit nerdkind since Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos. Befuddling newscasters and uniting armature intronet TV critics. Yes pals, it's true. I do get my tweet on. Now I know you are thinking, "But Shannon, I already schedule my day around reading your blogs and I enjoy witnessing you punch awesome in it's face on a non-daily basis. But, I don't think I could take much more awesome punching in my life. Maybe I'll just take a nap instead." Oh silly you. I know you can take more awesome. You and I were born for awesome. (Not those other guys though. They were born for lame.) And I know you are wondering "what more could Shannon's twitter page offer that his blogs don't already excel at?" Well, here is what I use twitter for; anytime I post something new at one of my blogs I will post a link on twitter so that you don't miss one second of the awesome. But wait there's more! Let's say I read some sort of mainstream comic or pop culture nonsense and I just want to post a random thought about it as opposed to a long blog post. Well, twitter is the perfect place for that sort of meaningless nonsense that keeps teh intronets on fire. And twitter automatically updates my facebook status so if I post some amazing one sentence breakdown of some random Archie comic, cure cancer or invent a new flavor of Doritos you can go to my facebook page and git yer comment on. Amazing huh? twitter does it all folks. Its digital Sham Wow! And I know you are thinking, "well how much does all this awesome cost?". It's free! Believe it!
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Your best pal ever,
Shannon Smith
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