15 November 2008

To the jerk face that stole my bike.

Congratulations. You have yourself an awesome bike. However, I hope you plan to only ride it indoors because if I see you out on the street... well, I'll be taking my bike back. I'll be looking for you. I'm like Batman. Only without any wealth, gadgets, skills, any resources or a butler. Except for all of that, I'm exactly like Batman. I'll be looking for you.
Your best pal ever,
Shannon Smith
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